Google Doodle, In Memory of the Guitar Hero. :)

To posthumously celebrate the 96th birthday of Les Paul, today's Google Doodle is guitar that you can actually strum! :)

I've been on Google for the past 20 minutes annoying everyone around me with my atrocious guitar playing.
It's a thing of beauty, that's what this is.

Aaah, to think of life before Google. :')

Why Are People So... Emo?

College Grades Are Of No Use. *sigh*

Proof: It is a fallacy because you start with a normal distribution in the first year, and because the failing students are removed from the tail, the shape of the distribution in the second year isn’t normal anymore. In particular the variance is reduced. Using a normal distribution to score tests year after year artificially increases the variance by multiplying what is essentially noise. This mechanism ensures that the final rankings at the end of college are essentially meaningless.


I found this statement in a comment on THIS article. 


The question is:
What is the point of my 3.7 GPA in my last trimester now? :(

30 Day Song Challenge: A Song That You Can Dance To.

Lo and behold, it is The Ketchup Song.
In fact, I bet every little kid in the early 2000s knows how the Ketchup dance. Fun times. :D

An Intellectual Justification of Irrational Food Consumption.

"I mused for a few moments on the question of which was worse, to lead a life so boring that you are easily enchanted or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored. But then it occurred to me that musing is a pointless waste of anyone's time, and instead I went off to see if I could find a Baby Ruth candy bar, a far more profitable exercise."
Bill Bryson


Truer words were never spoken, in my opinion. 
If I have put on summer weight just by lounging around at home and eating food that is absolutely delish, kill me for it and I shall not care.
:)


On a minor sidenote, it's amusing how people quote other people by quoting them from Wikipedia. :D

Times Are Bleak, I Know, But How Can One Not Love Coke? :)

Just one of those happy commercials. :)

What I'm Reading This Summer.

1. A Short History of Nearly Everything- Bill Bryson

2. Half The Sky- Nicholas D. Kristoff and Sheryl WuDunn.

3. For Whom The Bell Tolls- Ernest Hemingway

4. Choke- Chuck Palahnuik

5. One Flew Over Cuckoo's Nest- Ken Kesey

Books from widely disparate sections of literature...Happiness. :)

What are you reading? :)

Crazy Baba.

So, the people at the Centre are dinosaurs in the real sense of the word. Ancient, yet terrifying in the power they wield. Baba Ramdev, a man I singularly detest, was unceremoniously kicked out of a peaceful(huh, I say blackmail) protest in New Delhi. Of course, the way the government acted had its flaws; even Baba Ramdev is allowed to say as he wishes, this being a democracy. Why 5000 jawans had to be at that venue in the middle of the night shooting tear gas and gun shells with equal prowess at innocents is beyond my comprehension. 


But, TOI says something interesting in its timeline of events this morning.
11.15 p.m.: Centre's emissary reaches Ramdev with letter assuring a law to declare black money a national asset. Messenger keeps his mobile on so the government can listen in to Ramdev and his aides. The conversation convinces them Ramdev will not wind up his protest.


My question is: Why didn't he just wind up his entire fast and associated shenanigans at 11.15 then? Isn't that what he wanted? In my mind, if any innocents were injured, this crazy Baba is as much to blame as the brutes leashed by the government. It only goes to prove Baba's political agenda.


Frankly, all these references to the Jallianwallah Bagh and Emergency only make me laugh.


Interesting Tidbit: His balance sheet from last year states assets of Rs. 1162 crores.
Just saying.


The fantastic Lawrence Lessing famously said "A time is marked not so much by ideas that are argued about as by ideas that are taken for granted. The character of an era hangs upon what needs no defense. Power runs with ideas that only the crazy would draw into doubt. The "taken for granted" is the test of sanity; "what everyone knows" is the line between us and them.
This means that sometimes a society gets stuck. Sometimes these unquestioned ideas interfere, as the cost of questioning becomes too great. In these times, the hardest task for social or political activists is to find a way to get people to wonder again about what we all believe is true. The challenge is to sow doubt."


And it's so true, isn't it?
We're stuck with ideas of being a glamorous democracy, when the reality is a case of disillusionment.
As for the legal drinking age now being 25, the only guy I feel for is 24-year old Kingfisher scion Sid Mallya. :D

30 Day Song Challenge: A Song That You Know All The Words To.

"Love Will Keep Us Alive" by The Eagles.
Also, Bookends, Hotel California and With or Without You.

I first heard this song on my dear aunt's mp3 player, on a boring ride back to the suburbs from South Bombay. I've heard it countless times since, and I start humming the song invariably every time I listen to it. It's perfect listening on a breezy raining evening like this.
:)

Upping The Ante.

If the world knew as much about genocide as they do about Glee characters, the world would be a better place.

If people were as passionate about child rights as they are about catching Hangover 2, I would respect them more.

If students with strong political opinions and great communication skills actually used their knowledge to do something for society, rather than just participate in MUNs to create impressive resumes, I would respect them more.

If people would just get their asses off Twitter and their mouths off Cappuccinos, and really do something rather than idly commenting on superficial realities, my generation could really do something great with their lives. Because they aren't dumb. They're just lazy and unmotivated.  And that is what gets to me.

Of course, everyone has different priorities, and I don't expect anyone to have the same expectations from life as I do. The fact that people are too lazy to make their own life "priority" is the issue of contention.

The rains are here.
Slums are being flooded, women are being abused in brothels and children are dying as we speak.
It really is time to get out of that comfortable sofa cushion, and do something with your life.

I know for a fact, that I wouldn't want a BMW to be the legacy I leave behind.