Vagaries of the short

How many of us shorties have been the victims of such jokes? Standing short at 5'2", I know I have! "How's the weather down there?", "Hey! What's low?", "I just saw Honey, I shrunk my Kids. Were you in it?" or my favourite "Are you Yoda from Star Wars?"!
And how can I forget that Randy Newman song?
"They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here"You got to laugh at the ludicrousness of that!
But then again, come up with an original next time. I love laughing, most of all at myself, but a cooler sense of humor would do us all good. I've had enough with the fake smiling at the tired jibes. As if it was YOUR joke that made me have the life-changing realisation. Woah, I'm short. Surprise, surprise-I live in my body 24/7. I know!
Specially, since I don't have an issue being short. I actually like it. Midget hands, midget feet. Oh, those old Chinese women would kill to have feet like mine. I can wiggle into the tiniest of places. Not that I play it anymore, but I can rock a game of Hide-and-go-seek. I can slip away unnoticed at boring parties. Short skirts don't look that short on me!
So, you see. It's fun. Short is cool. And no, I have no issues with tall people. My best friends are all giraffes of gargantuan proportions. They say "I look up to them." Haha, right.

So all you people who get kicks out of irritating midgets, well, keep your minds racing. One day you might actually come up with something original and funny. You're free to try your stuff on me, tall-guy.
Make a wise-crack, I promise to laugh.:)
Also, at 5' 2", I'm probably the happiest short person you know.
Waliki.(Guess what language, without using google search and I'll give you 5 bucks) :)